former disney channel stars want me dead

    oh, hello! i've been sick, but alas, i have survived! i am so normal guys it's ok. i am feeling 99% better now but i still have to do my hw that was for yesterday :/ already emailed my prof though while i was suffering (could NOT lift my head for more than twenty minutes in a row). i will probably do all of that tomorrow or thursday because i am not doing it now this is a STUDY day. i am studying what the hell is wrong with me. and i am apparently so old that literally all of the people i was so into at 14 are reuniting (except for one direction what is that about). if mike faist doesn't stop by heart of rock and roll during this press tour i am actually going to commit a crime (probably tax fraud a la 3rd rock from the sun, i own a farm now guys)

    leo howard (aka my favorite jewish karate kid since '09) is trying to kill me. out here posting pictures with olivia mfing holt???? dylan riley snyder??? MATEO ARIAS???? JASON EARLES?????????? DAN AHDOOT??????? in the same 2024 that brought kelli berglund and paris berelc on jake short and bradley steven perry's podcast???? those men are keeping me sane honestly because they are so much more messed up than i am and they are 25 and 27. someone in leo's comments said "goated cast" and i can't tell if that was a goat pun but if it was then top tier. 

    plus i'm still reeling that i never screenshotted my tweet from like 2019 of the obi wan kenobi gif referring to hip hop harry's meme resurgence saying something like "kelli berglund logging into twitter today" and she replied DFGHJK. i was very funny back in the day you guys. i am the reason for this: 

    featuring my 16-year-old self's pseudonym with a middle name for some reason... 

ok bye :)